FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE DEAF


Play


Hey, did you know that Annie Don’t Wear No Panties? Erykah Badu does and she sings about it in our theme song today. AND lucky us, Sandy and Kelly’s mom Jeannie is in studio today with some more inappropriate  jokes.

In catch up today, Brian cries over spilt soup and our bathrooms are fixed.  This leads to Brian asking the question, “Why does shit stink”.  To which Jeannie promptly answers, “For the benefit of the deaf.”   So that happened.

Would you rather have a perfect body or never have to work for money? Would you rather kiss another dude for 1 minute or go down on Susan Boyle?  Brian and Jill swap lists of This or That and we find out a little bit more about ourselves.

Jill has some helpful advice for all the high school graduates and parents of high school graduates out there.  Don’t leave home…or if you do, buy paper plates. Then we go to Jeannie’s Joke Corner, full of lots of inappropriate jokes that could have gotten us in trouble if we hadn’t added our disclaimer at the end.

What’s News?  Celebrity Rehab loses another alum, Pilot’s fart for health, dickhead passenger arrested for slapping baby… and more.

Rounding it out today with a little  No Apparent Reason with Melody from Tustan, CA and Mark from Riverside, CA.

Follow The Brian and Jill Show on Twitter@BrianandJill1

Follow Brian on Twitter @BrianWPhelps

Follow Jill on Twitter @WhelanJill


Show Links

THEME SONG : ERYKAH BADU – ANNIE DON’T WEAR NO PANTIES


AMAZON LINKS


IMAGE GALLERY


VIDEO

Tags: , ,

Subscribe

Subscribe to the newsletter to get each episode delivered right to your mail box, all FREE!

10 Responses to “FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE DEAF”

  1. April 25, 2013 at 7:11 am #

    Hello, Good morning cos i absolutely enjoy your fine site, i wuold be very honored if you would like to me post a honest review about your amazing site in my would you allow me to?

  2. Simonee
    February 21, 2013 at 2:14 pm #

    Have been listening to your show since day one! You guys are my Something to Look Forward too! EVERYDAY!
    Thank you!

  3. Spencer Jones
    February 20, 2013 at 3:34 pm #

    Listen every day !! Love the show guys …

  4. Tom
    February 20, 2013 at 11:12 am #

    This was yesterdays show?

    • BJShow
      February 20, 2013 at 7:35 pm #

      Tom, the shows are released the prior evening for the next day, so you picked it up likely when it was released so it’s the right show for the day. Shows are generally released about 8-9pm PST or so, that way any early birds on the east coast will have it for their morning time.

      Sandy

  5. Jim
    February 20, 2013 at 11:10 am #

    By the way, I have a question for u guys and the audience at large. Last year during the finals against the Devils, one of the Devils boarded one of the Kings, drawing blood. He was booted from the game. Here’s the million dollar question. Is that Devils player allowed to come back on the ice to participate in the after game traditional handshake? Trust me I’ve looked and looked and could not find a definative answer. Thx again for the show! Hope somebody our there knows the answer…

  6. Jim
    February 20, 2013 at 10:49 am #

    Hockey rocks Brian! Think of it more like a really fast game of keep away. I’m from Mich, and as a kid we played a game called smear the queer. Cross between football and rugby. Basicaly the kid with the ball gets smeared. Tackle and pile on, unless he chucks it off to someone else. Same thing in hockey. If you have the puck, you are open to brutal and fierce body checks. That’s why it’s best to pass the puck, so you don’t get smeared. Not that not having the puck protects you from getting slammed. Posistion urself in front of your opponets net, well, then, it’s every man for himself.

    Show sounds great! It’s part of my daily routine now. As natural as turning on the computer in the morning and checking e mails and bank accounts. Wouldn’t hurt my feelings if y’all added an hour or so. Thx for being there!

    LOL! I use them 7 inch paper plates. No dishes at all. All I have for silverware is a kinfe, a steak knife, a spoon and and a fork. Less is alwaze best! Except when it cums to sex. Then, much much more is better!

  7. john
    February 20, 2013 at 8:39 am #

    you all spelled tustin wrong

  8. john
    February 20, 2013 at 7:31 am #

    i just pictured a billboard sign with you guys pictures on it… scarey thought :P

    • Mary
      February 21, 2013 at 9:00 am #

      I think billboards and tee-shirt are a great idea!!!

Leave a Reply