Out theme song today is Kool and the Gang “Get Down on It,” which is inspired by our listener guests today, David Hartley and his fiance Dawna Dorcas. They were our Amazon contest winner with the pogo sex machine. They brought us some cinnamon rolls, which Jill called “stupid good.” You know cuz we can’t stop eating them and nobody wants to get fat. There goes that resolution. David and Dawna have decided to donate the Amazon gift card to the Wounded Warriors project. What a stand up guy!
Brian thinks he is not photogenic (untrue), but Kathee’s photoshop skills might be able to solve his problem. Then Jill reads us a list of things that every man should own, and we hear about Donny’s collection of Taco mini-bikes (www.steenstacominibikes.com).
Todd Donoho calls in to talk about the Super Bowl and the Touch Football Championship (Pro Bowl). We also go into why next year’s Super Bowl might be a bit colder than usual, whether football will still be fun to watch if they take out all the hard hits, and why Joe Flacco is the most underrated quarterback in the league. And Madden has simulated the game and declared a winner, which got us thinking, maybe we should put together a scientific prediction of our own. Spoiler alert! It’s probably going to involve puppies, bunnies or frogs.
Brian and Canadian Bob hit a dive bar last week and we find out how much alcohol can keep a Canadian from playing hockey. And did you know that men turn down sex more often than women do? Debatable! Brian goes over the top 5 excuses men use to keep their ladies at bay. Plus, it is revealed that someone or someones have fallen asleep right in the middle of sexual activity. Bad form ladies!
EXCLUSIVE: Don’t ask how we got it, but we have a transcript of a texting conversation between the two Super Bowl/Bro coaches, Jim and John Harbaugh. Pretty salacious stuff here #Salaciousstuffhere.
What’s News? Louie Anderson is too fat to float, Drunk guy makes it with snowman and still gets blue balls and how to keep your parents away from your parent teacher conference that involves just a little bit of kidnapping.
We play everyone’s favorite game NO APPARENT REASON with Ed from Honolulu and Jerry from Burbank AND our two in studio listeners David and Donna.
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THEME SONG : Kool and the Gang Get Down On it
Madden Super Bowl simulation
Kool and the Gang Get Down On it