Today’s theme song is “Jalapeno” by Big and Rich… It’s Jill’s pick, which Brian is fine with, even though it’s country because there’s no steel guitar and/or dead pets! Jill wants to tell us about some of the crazy Help Wanted signs. So if you’re looking for a job as an ugly stripper or pizza cook that can keep his mouth shut, we’ve got some leads for you!
Brian covers the Do’s and Don’ts of Chivalry, which is necessary listening if you like the idea of picking up women without looking desperate and dumb. Brian tells a tale about running into some purse-itutes in Vegas one night
and find out why men are supposed to walk on the outside of the sidewalk.
Ever wonder which states watch the most porn? Jill tells us which states are the horniest and what Washington D.C. sex industry prepares itself for what it calls the “Inauguration Surge,” ! Big uptick in swinger parties with outrageous themes coming up. Brian explains his excursion to a strip club in Iowa and his run in with the local law enforcement.
What’s News? Even drugdealers need clean clothes, what state is most likely to legalize weed next, Don Johnson’s johnson is nothing to write home about, Kanye and Kim refuse millions for baby Pictures, But Still Remain Terrible People.
We are all big fans of Jimmy Kimmel here, so we share a ridiculously hilarious clip from his show. Jimmy gets celebrities to read mean Tweets that people wrote about them. It’s called “Celebrity Mean Tweets,” and it’s f*cking fantastic.
Some more Life Skills, including tips on how to stay in touch and how to handle yourself on karaoke night.
We play THE GAME with Johnny from the Valley and Sean from Lakewood. Plus, Jill has a pretty incredible Andy Warhol story.
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THEME SONG : BIG & RICH – JALAPENO
Mean Tweets Jimmy Kimmel