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Today’s theme song is “Jalapeno” by Big and Rich… It’s Jill’s pick, which Brian is fine with, even though it’s country because there’s no steel guitar and/or dead pets! Jill wants to tell us about some of the crazy Help Wanted signs. So if you’re looking for a job as an ugly stripper or pizza cook that can keep his mouth shut, we’ve got some leads for you!
Brian covers the Do’s and Don’ts of Chivalry, which is necessary listening if you like the idea of picking up women without looking desperate and dumb. Brian tells a tale about running into some purse-itutes in Vegas one night
and find out why men are supposed to walk on the outside of the sidewalk.
Ever wonder which states watch the most porn? Jill tells us which states are the horniest and what Washington D.C. sex industry prepares itself for what it calls the “Inauguration Surge,” ! Big uptick in swinger parties with outrageous themes coming up. Brian explains his excursion to a strip club in Iowa and his run in with the local law enforcement.
What’s News? Even drugdealers need clean clothes, what state is most likely to legalize weed next, Don Johnson’s johnson is nothing to write home about, Kanye and Kim refuse millions for baby Pictures, But Still Remain Terrible People.
We are all big fans of Jimmy Kimmel here, so we share a ridiculously hilarious clip from his show. Jimmy gets celebrities to read mean Tweets that people wrote about them. It’s called “Celebrity Mean Tweets,” and it’s f*cking fantastic.
Some more Life Skills, including tips on how to stay in touch and how to handle yourself on karaoke night.
We play THE GAME with Johnny from the Valley and Sean from Lakewood. Plus, Jill has a pretty incredible Andy Warhol story.
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THEME SONG : BIG & RICH – JALAPENO
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Mean Tweets Jimmy Kimmel
Hey Thank you Tim! No doubt- all the alternatives to M&B were horrible! I gave 3 different stations a chance, even considered listening to Howard Stern, which would be right there with eating tin foil on the side of my mouth with the most fillings. So this is great news. I will also check on Marks link, however, I don’t need any relationship advice, (because i follow my own advice and stay out of them), but will check it out for sure
Give my regards to Sac town, and the train museum! Have an epic week Tim!
Ty
Hi Tyler… I was, and am disgusted and missing my old wondewrful mornings of M&B.. Man, the Game at 830am everyday.. Mark redaing his lists….Brian doing his voice..call-ins like Debbie the Volleyball Man-Woman.. I know u know what im saying dude. I listen to both shows and if u look around this site, you’ll find a spot where u can receive the link for ALL shows sent directly to your e-mail Meat!
Markandlynda.us is where you’ll find Mr. Thompson’s Podcast.. I think it’s just a bit more professionally done that this one, Mark has put a ton o money into his house to provide a makeshift Radio Station w/ all the amenities required to make a perfect show… It’s all about his Family and he n lynda offering relationship advice to folks who write or call in… The nice thing is that he’s so much more accessible by phone now that he’s not pushing 50 thousand watts… They WANT you to call8889733971 around 1130-230 EST.
Rock on Fellow Fan
Love it! am i alright to post here? I’m only 3 minutes into this show- too excited to wait until the end to post- so here goes… My mornings have sucked ASS since M&B left the airwaves. I live in San Luis Obispo so it was the Fox i would tune into.
For years, i would dial in at 7:30 am and by 10am i would be lovin life- and tackle the rest of my day with ease.
I remember hearing that Brian was going to team up with Jill- then, I heard it wasn’t going to happen. Finally after being unable to take anything being offered as far as any entertainment- I broke down and searched “Mark and Brian, where are they now?” found that something really great with Jill and Briantranspired, absolutely loving the combo, I hear Preva and some other staff are on board too?
Is this happening every day? I’m new to pod casts- seems like it isn’t a daily thing, but hey I’ll take what I can get, the fewer mornings that suck ass, the better-
Good to have you back – what a great new chapter!
It’s good
Big Kenny is the epitome of a “good human.” John Rich is an a@!hole! He was kicked out of the country band Lonestar because while on a cruise with them, he hit his then-girlfriend in the head with a full champagne bottle and she had to be airlifted off the ship by a medical helicopter!
Big Kenny is very cool also. He is one of the founders for our local Charter school here in Woodland, Cal.
I heard that the guy has the girl walk on the sidewalk away from the street,
because in the horse and buggy days, the horses would get to close to the side and
bump you sometime, so the guy protected the girl by having her walk on the otherside
of him.
My boyfriend does this for me ALL the time! Which was a little hard to get used to in the beginning, since I am usually one to do this for everyone else
Things u should know how to do by age 40 – For men, u should know exactly where to go, and what to do, when u go down on a woman. Am I right ladies?