FLAXEN-WAXEN


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Make sure you’ve got your comb or fro-pick in the back pocket of your jeans, because “Hair” by the Cowsills flies us in today! It’s steamin’, flaxen, waxen. Later on in the show we’ll have Sal Cirrincione calling in with his Rock Report, but first, intern Tyler found a clip on-line reviewing our Amazon contest winner, The Pogo Sex Machine. The clip is from 82 year old Susan Johanson’s show Talk Sex. It’s awesome.

To pack or not to pack? Jill tells us about an email from one of our female fans who wants to know how to transport her “marital aid” when she goes on a trip. Don’t be afraid everybody. Kneelin’ Whelan is on the case!

It’s that time of year again, The Razzies are upon us! The awards for the BEST IN BAD MOVIE have released this years nominations. These unlucky nominees are vying for such prestigious awards like Worst Actor, Worst Screen Couple, and Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel. We go over the nominees, which includes one person that, interestingly, is Jill’s idol. Awkward.

Yay, it’s Sal Cirrincione on the phone! This weeks Rock Report touches on a Rush band member guest starring on How I Met Your Mother, the safest songs to drive to, and David Lee Roth talking about his post high school career as a …surgical assistant?

The more you know about Life Skills, the better off you’ll be. Our new ongoing series Life Skills is up, and Jill tells us what people have to say about making your own opportunities, importance of holding your own in conversations, and how to break up with a friend. Brian adds a quick story about the rudest person he has ever had over for a Superbowl get together. We keep the conversation rolling with caller Gary who has his own life skills he wants to talk about.

What’s News? Audi presents the first legal self driving car, missing dog found after Hurricane Sandy, a
woman literally DUMPS her husband, A clever guy uses online dating site to recover iPhone, an attachable dog tail wags when you’re happy, and we find out Jill has a secret passion for removable mustaches.

We play a FIRE-Y round of The GAME with Rick and David!


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THEME SONG: “Hair” by Cowsills

SELF DRIVING AUDI

MORE ABOUT SUE JOHANSON

TALK SEX WITH SUE


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Raunchy Pogo-Stick (Dildo) from “Talk SEX” with Susan Johanson

2Cello Smooth Criminal

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8 Responses to “FLAXEN-WAXEN”

  1. cindy
    January 18, 2013 at 7:03 am #

    ***oh no, now you’ve gone and done it, i have had “hair” running over and over in my brain for the last couple days***especially the flaxen-waxen line…hahaha…….thanks guys! :)

  2. Amy
    January 11, 2013 at 4:02 pm #

    Battleship… directed by PETER BERG- wasn’t that bad!!! I’ve seen far worse movies!

  3. January 10, 2013 at 11:03 am #

    Hi BJ Show!

    Funny you played “Hair” by The Cowsills! I actually went to elementary school with them. Susan was in my class! Saw her brother’s around school, as well, and, years later, ran into Bob Cowsill gigging at a club on Ventura Blvd. Nice family, great song! Thanks for the memory and all the laughs! Cheers!

  4. Rebecca
    January 10, 2013 at 9:35 am #

    i love the BJ show! How do I call in? How do I know what time you are live on the air? I’ve always wanted to play the game but I live on the east coast.

    Love you guys so much!

    • BJShow
      January 10, 2013 at 5:22 pm #

      Rebecca – Check the Brian and Jill show Facebook page, we announce the time and call in number before the shows. Usually it’s around 11am PST but that’s never fixed.

      Sandy

  5. Jim
    January 10, 2013 at 8:26 am #

    Too bad you don’t mess around with folks anymore (yet) Back in the day, you could have bought one of those pogo stix, and asked volunteers to demostrate how it works, in studio! Hope I never see another pogo stick the rest of my life. I’ve been scarred for life by the B&J Show. Love it! Glad you guys are back! Keep up the good work!

  6. Lisa Montz
    January 10, 2013 at 7:12 am #

    Hi Brian,

    In answer to your question about the song “Hair”…

    “Flaxen,” if memory serves, means blonde, yellow, or sandy colored hair….something like that!

    Great song, by the way. It brought me back to when I was a little kid in the 60′s…

    Hope you’re feeling better.

    Have a great day, everyone…

    Lisa

  7. gtrmn01
    January 10, 2013 at 6:12 am #

    2 Cellos are absolutely incredible. I got turned on to them through M&B and purchased what I could find at the time on CD and yes, they are available on Amazon! You would think listening to this style of 2 cellists would get boring but NO… with so much energy and variation each track will amaze you. My 2 cents.

    thanks B&J for making me laugh each day

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