January 4, 2013 | 2 Comments

I LOVE STINKY CHEESE

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Brian plays the harp along to our theme song today, HeatWave’s Boogie Nights… which was also a great movie about the porn industry and speaking of porn, our guest later today is adult film reviewer, Sir Phalluster Slideright lll. Coincidence?

Right out the gate, we talk about our upcoming Mangrate competition and Brian shares GQ’s list of the 30 LEAST influential people of 2012. Spoiler Alert! There’s more than one washed up, muscle-bound blonde on this list. After we finish with those that do not matter, we transition into some relevant celebrities that appear to be aging backwards. Brian and Jill go over the list of unbelievably still hot celebrities who seem to have conquered all the perils of aging. And Jill explains why she doesn’t support Demi Moore or cougars in general.

What’s News? Crazy police officer does roadside cavity searches, a woman in China is sued for naming her dog after her ass of a neighbor, a former Olympian earns gold decal in prostitution, eating sweets makes you dumb and the stinky reason French woman are so sexy and live so long. Mmmmm Limburger!

The infamous Sir Phalluster Slideright III calls in to talk about his favorite holiday adult film “Merry F@cking Christmas.” Yes, he’s aware he’s late with the holiday review and explains how he was delayed in Micronesia. Legal requirements prohibit him from discussing what he was doing there. He has a clip to share with us: Warning; content contains a lot of moaning as well as a motorized “yule log”. Then, Sir Phalluster tells us why Kathee gets to call him “Phally” and what his New Years resolutions are.

Lucky for us, Sir Phally stays on the line to play THE GAME with James and Tammy!

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