We start the show today with a visit from a very smart superfan that brings us a list of some hybrid animals to add to the “Giraffadite” that Brian discussed yesterday. After that Jill shares a list of the top toys in history… get ready for some flashbacks.

New feature… Guilty Pleasures! For the maiden voyage of this feature we’re confessing our favorite guilty pleasure movies. Jill shares her “girly porn” pic and then we find out why Brian might have grown a vagina with his number one pick.

The awesome comedian Craig Shoemaker joins us in studio for a great interview and he and Jill do a LOT of singing. He gives us all some great advice about how laughter can really help heal everything from depression to cancer… then we even get a short story about peeing in front of a live audience.

Such a full show, that we had to skip What’s News… just means more for tomorrow!

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  12. Gabriel Daigle
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    You guys are sounding great together. Wonderful chemistry and just lots of fun. Loved Craig’s appearance today. By the way, had I not known it was Craig Shoemaker I would have thought I was listening to Brian Regan. Eerily similar speaking voices.

  13. Gabriel Daigle
    October 3, 2012 at 4:14 pm #

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  14. Armen
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    Where are the new family mambers’ pictures! who is who. we hear their voices but don’t know how they look like ! :)

  15. Erika
    September 25, 2012 at 10:17 am #

    Jill – you must see Roadhouse…..two words…..Swayze’s butt…MUST SEE. And I love Sam Elliot in this movie….HOT!!

    • September 25, 2012 at 2:10 pm #

      Bonjour from Paris – love, frigin’ lovin’ every day of this show! I can guarantee I am the only listener who has listened to the podcasts – as the kids today call them – in the last two weeks from Kiev, Istanbul, Zagreb and now Paris in the new perfunctory Brian and Jill listening position of kneeling. Looks like he got all of that one…Cherie amour…

  16. September 22, 2012 at 3:46 pm #

    I think I now understand why Brian never wanted to see “The Notebook”.

  17. Rose
    September 21, 2012 at 10:32 am #

    Diggin’ the Lovemaster! Craig Shoemaker always makes me laugh! 😀

  18. Dustin
    September 21, 2012 at 6:39 am #

    This podcast isnt showing up in iTunes. Had to come to the site to get it. Great show though. Loved it

    • kathee
      September 21, 2012 at 8:06 am #

      Hey Dustin, I just checked iTunes and it’s showing up now.

    • BJShow
      September 21, 2012 at 8:55 am #

      Dustin –

      Were you looking at the iTunes website or in the iTunes player? The website often is slow to update but if you have subscribed to the show the player should update automatically. If it doesn’t do an un-subscribe then subscribe that will instantly refresh the feed from us and you should get it. I posted the show early last night and always verify I can get it via iTunes when I post.


  19. Robert Mann
    September 20, 2012 at 8:42 pm #

    Someone mentioned Tiffany Taylor, which sounded like a porn star’s name. Well, it is.

    There is also a different Tiffany Taylor, who was Playboy’s Playmate of the Month for November 1998

    Both links are safe for work. What you do from there is at your own risk.

    • kathee
      September 22, 2012 at 11:24 pm #

      THIS was the Tiffany Taylor I was talking about Robert, but thanks for soiling my childhood memories ; ) k

  20. Elias
    September 20, 2012 at 8:15 pm #

    Jill putting out her cig on Brian’s junk is one of THE funniest things ever in the history of podcasts. (And that Shoemaker dude’s pretty funny, too!) Nearly two weeks in and the B&J Show (or BJ) is one of my top ‘casts. It’s gonna be madness when the show goes LIVE!!

    ‘Road House’ is badass!

  21. Steve
    September 20, 2012 at 6:56 pm #

    Brian, left a comment last night about the panther game, but posted it on show two comments accidentally , check it out

  22. Vicki Spencer
    September 20, 2012 at 6:02 pm #

    Such a good show! Thank you!

  23. Big John
    September 20, 2012 at 5:02 pm #


  24. Rob
    September 20, 2012 at 4:52 pm #

    BEST SHOW EVER! Can’t wait for the live shows!


  25. Amy
    September 20, 2012 at 4:29 pm #

    My guilty pleasure is PRETTY WOMAN! but I love Summer Lovers..and Brian my house is all about Road House…every time it comes on.. stops him dead in his tracks!!!

  26. Susie
    September 20, 2012 at 3:11 pm #

    Loving it, loving it, loving it! Hey, I heard you may be going live? How does that work? Will you ever do the show on camera?

  27. Tina
    September 20, 2012 at 2:26 pm #

    Great show and it’s getting better every day! I’ve listened to all of them and let me say, the sound, diction, flow and hilarity is so much better than that replacement show.

    I just wish I could find something good to wake up to now.

  28. Justin Fox
    September 20, 2012 at 11:45 am #

    Wonderful Show so far. I wish Stitcher had actually updated their system today’s show was not listed. I am glad I can listen on my PC at work, but I would look into why it didn’t get updated.

    Still Great show I am loving being able to listen when i am able to!!!

    • Dave B
      September 20, 2012 at 4:04 pm #

      Thank you for validating my own problem! I was soo pissed this morning when ANY new link, android app, tablet, iphone app all dont have today’s show! Plays ok on the site tho…

      • BJShow
        September 20, 2012 at 4:25 pm #

        Dave –

        Working here on iTunes, BeyondPod on Andrioid, and don’t laugh Zune. If you are having issues on iTunes do an unsubscribe/subscribe that can sometimes fix the issue. I have word out to Stitcher to see if they have any issues with the feed.

        Thanks for the Heads Up (As well as others that posted notes about it)


        • Dave B
          September 21, 2012 at 1:10 pm #

          When i tuned into Stitcher this Friday morning, yesterdays show was mysteriously there. Sometime around 11 to 12 last nite, your new show came into Stitcher along with Thursdays Craig Shoemaker show. I now have two shows to listen to!

          Sandy, please pass along my warm regards to the team. You all are doing fantastic and its my new favorite thing to tune-in to. For the first time, i have actually subscribed to a podcast and listen to it every day without fail. Its the first time a podcast has made sense for me. You have opened me to that new world, and I’M a tech guy! Just never made such sense to me before… Besides, I can listen to them over and over too!

          Thanks again.


          • BJShow
            September 21, 2012 at 11:40 pm #

            Thanks Dave, we are continuing to tighten things up, and hope it keeps getting better. Will pass it along to everyone as well!


  29. Matt
    September 20, 2012 at 11:18 am #

    Brian, they do make big wheels for adults. Check out the August 2012 issue of Car and Driver magazine pages 108 and 109 for all the info.

  30. robert
    September 20, 2012 at 10:45 am #

    By the way,the content of the show is kicking ass!!! keep going in the direction you’re going!!!

  31. robert
    September 20, 2012 at 10:21 am #

    The show is better than ever! It makes my day to hear you guys 5 days a week.I’m looking forward to hearing you two for a long, long time to come!

  32. cindy
    September 20, 2012 at 10:11 am #

    good show, loved the guilty pleasure movies, mine is somewhere in time with christopher reeve…….loved craig…he is favorite of ours…..have seen his live show a couple times and always laughed our asses off……….

  33. Steve
    September 20, 2012 at 9:09 am #

    I’m lovin’ the show!

    Is that a 65 Mustang outside of the studio?

    • BJShow
      September 20, 2012 at 9:11 am #

      It’s actually inside the studio :)

      It’s a car build for Craftsman Tools, you can check it out on the Craftsman Club.


      • Kevin
        September 20, 2012 at 9:22 am #

        So to make ends meet Brian and Jill are doing car maintenance and lube? I didn’t realize things were going so bad for the show :( ……. do they have an opening at 3:00pm? I’d like to get my tires rotated on the Jeep 😀 loving the shows!

      • Steve
        September 21, 2012 at 4:30 pm #

        Ahhhh, I could build that car in my sleep. My ’65 convertible mustang from High school is still in the family. We’re talkin’ class of ’74

  34. Connie
    September 20, 2012 at 8:21 am #

    Wow! Great! Great! Great show today! My guilty movie pleasure is The Notebook and a very close runner up is Ice Castles! Love the show today! =)

  35. jeff swertfeger
    September 20, 2012 at 7:57 am #

    the sound was perfect today! i have a problem with the homework assignments, when i’m able to make time for them, you have already recorded the next podcast..

  36. Carl Knecht
    September 20, 2012 at 7:42 am #

    You became a Preferred station on Stitcher yesterday, and now today’s podcast isn’t there. Missed my fix this morning.

    • Guy
      September 20, 2012 at 8:36 am #

      Yeah,same here… update on Stitcher! I’m feelin the shakes starting!

  37. Brian
    September 20, 2012 at 7:06 am #

    Hey guys,
    Still LOVIN’ the show and listen on my iPad in the car most days on the way to work (no radios or streaming at my job). Anyway, i wanted to second the previous request by another listener to perhaps title your shows with a sequential number, since iTunes lists all your podcasts in alphabetical order in my account. So far it is not bad, but since i cannot listen every single day, i can see that eventually it will be tougher to figure out the order of the shows. You can still use word titles, but as a suggestion, maybe somethiing like “BJS 007 – The Musical” , and “BJS 009 – Guns and Gas” , etc…..Thanks!!