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We start the show today with a visit from a very smart superfan that brings us a list of some hybrid animals to add to the “Giraffadite” that Brian discussed yesterday. After that Jill shares a list of the top toys in history… get ready for some flashbacks.
New feature… Guilty Pleasures! For the maiden voyage of this feature we’re confessing our favorite guilty pleasure movies. Jill shares her “girly porn” pic and then we find out why Brian might have grown a vagina with his number one pick.
The awesome comedian Craig Shoemaker joins us in studio for a great interview and he and Jill do a LOT of singing. He gives us all some great advice about how laughter can really help heal everything from depression to cancer… then we even get a short story about peeing in front of a live audience.
Such a full show, that we had to skip What’s News… just means more for tomorrow!
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For more information on Craig Shoemaker check out his podcast, Laugh It Off, go to his website www.craigshoemaker.com and follow Craig on Twitter @thelovemaster
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You guys are sounding great together. Wonderful chemistry and just lots of fun. Loved Craig’s appearance today. By the way, had I not known it was Craig Shoemaker I would have thought I was listening to Brian Regan. Eerily similar speaking voices.
The show’s just going great guys. You’ve got a great chemistry together. Lovin’ Craig Shoemaker! The one thing I just realized in listening to him talk this time is I might as well have been listening to Brian Regan. There speaking voices are amazingly similar.
Where are the new family mambers’ pictures! who is who. we hear their voices but don’t know how they look like !
Jill – you must see Roadhouse…..two words…..Swayze’s butt…MUST SEE. And I love Sam Elliot in this movie….HOT!!
Bonjour from Paris – love, frigin’ lovin’ every day of this show! I can guarantee I am the only listener who has listened to the podcasts – as the kids today call them – in the last two weeks from Kiev, Istanbul, Zagreb and now Paris in the new perfunctory Brian and Jill listening position of kneeling. Looks like he got all of that one…Cherie amour…
I think I now understand why Brian never wanted to see “The Notebook”.
Diggin’ the Lovemaster! Craig Shoemaker always makes me laugh!
This podcast isnt showing up in iTunes. Had to come to the site to get it. Great show though. Loved it
Hey Dustin, I just checked iTunes and it’s showing up now.
Dustin -
Were you looking at the iTunes website or in the iTunes player? The website often is slow to update but if you have subscribed to the show the player should update automatically. If it doesn’t do an un-subscribe then subscribe that will instantly refresh the feed from us and you should get it. I posted the show early last night and always verify I can get it via iTunes when I post.
Sandy
Someone mentioned Tiffany Taylor, which sounded like a porn star’s name. Well, it is.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiffany_Taylor_(porn_star)
There is also a different Tiffany Taylor, who was Playboy’s Playmate of the Month for November 1998
http://www.tiffanytaylor.com/
Both links are safe for work. What you do from there is at your own risk.
THIS was the Tiffany Taylor I was talking about Robert, but thanks for soiling my childhood memories ; ) k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA2lOTHeqpc
Jill putting out her cig on Brian’s junk is one of THE funniest things ever in the history of podcasts. (And that Shoemaker dude’s pretty funny, too!) Nearly two weeks in and the B&J Show (or BJ) is one of my top ‘casts. It’s gonna be madness when the show goes LIVE!!
‘Road House’ is badass!
Brian, left a comment last night about the panther game, but posted it on show two comments accidentally , check it out
Such a good show! Thank you!
OUTSTANDING!!!
BEST SHOW EVER! Can’t wait for the live shows!
LOVIN’ YOU BOTH!
My guilty pleasure is PRETTY WOMAN! but I love Summer Lovers..and Brian my house is all about Road House…every time it comes on.. stops him dead in his tracks!!!
Loving it, loving it, loving it! Hey, I heard you may be going live? How does that work? Will you ever do the show on camera?
Great show and it’s getting better every day! I’ve listened to all of them and let me say, the sound, diction, flow and hilarity is so much better than that replacement show.
I just wish I could find something good to wake up to now.
Wonderful Show so far. I wish Stitcher had actually updated their system today’s show was not listed. I am glad I can listen on my PC at work, but I would look into why it didn’t get updated.
Still Great show I am loving being able to listen when i am able to!!!
Thank you for validating my own problem! I was soo pissed this morning when ANY new link, android app, tablet, iphone app all dont have today’s show! Plays ok on the site tho…
Dave -
Working here on iTunes, BeyondPod on Andrioid, and don’t laugh Zune. If you are having issues on iTunes do an unsubscribe/subscribe that can sometimes fix the issue. I have word out to Stitcher to see if they have any issues with the feed.
Thanks for the Heads Up (As well as others that posted notes about it)
Sandy
When i tuned into Stitcher this Friday morning, yesterdays show was mysteriously there. Sometime around 11 to 12 last nite, your new show came into Stitcher along with Thursdays Craig Shoemaker show. I now have two shows to listen to!
Sandy, please pass along my warm regards to the team. You all are doing fantastic and its my new favorite thing to tune-in to. For the first time, i have actually subscribed to a podcast and listen to it every day without fail. Its the first time a podcast has made sense for me. You have opened me to that new world, and I’M a tech guy! Just never made such sense to me before… Besides, I can listen to them over and over too!
Thanks again.
DB
Thanks Dave, we are continuing to tighten things up, and hope it keeps getting better. Will pass it along to everyone as well!
Sandy
Brian, they do make big wheels for adults. Check out the August 2012 issue of Car and Driver magazine pages 108 and 109 for all the info.
By the way,the content of the show is kicking ass!!! keep going in the direction you’re going!!!
The show is better than ever! It makes my day to hear you guys 5 days a week.I’m looking forward to hearing you two for a long, long time to come!
good show, loved the guilty pleasure movies, mine is somewhere in time with christopher reeve…….loved craig…he is favorite of ours…..have seen his live show a couple times and always laughed our asses off……….
I’m lovin’ the show!
Is that a 65 Mustang outside of the studio?
It’s actually inside the studio
It’s a car build for Craftsman Tools, you can check it out on the Craftsman Club.
Sandy
So to make ends meet Brian and Jill are doing car maintenance and lube? I didn’t realize things were going so bad for the show
……. do they have an opening at 3:00pm? I’d like to get my tires rotated on the Jeep 
loving the shows!
Ahhhh, I could build that car in my sleep. My ’65 convertible mustang from High school is still in the family. We’re talkin’ class of ’74
Wow! Great! Great! Great show today! My guilty movie pleasure is The Notebook and a very close runner up is Ice Castles! Love the show today! =)
the sound was perfect today! i have a problem with the homework assignments, when i’m able to make time for them, you have already recorded the next podcast..
You became a Preferred station on Stitcher yesterday, and now today’s podcast isn’t there. Missed my fix this morning.
Yeah,same here…..no update on Stitcher! I’m feelin the shakes starting!
Hey guys,
Still LOVIN’ the show and listen on my iPad in the car most days on the way to work (no radios or streaming at my job). Anyway, i wanted to second the previous request by another listener to perhaps title your shows with a sequential number, since iTunes lists all your podcasts in alphabetical order in my account. So far it is not bad, but since i cannot listen every single day, i can see that eventually it will be tougher to figure out the order of the shows. You can still use word titles, but as a suggestion, maybe somethiing like “BJS 007 – The Musical” , and “BJS 009 – Guns and Gas” , etc…..Thanks!!